Showing posts with label running amok. Show all posts
Showing posts with label running amok. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Pre-Shred - T-2 days

I love a challenge, as do my friends. For several years we trained for events based off the motto “How Bad Can It Be?”. Sometimes it could be pretty bad, occasioning the second motto – “It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time”, but the experiences and memories all have that nostalgic glow of a good time shared with good friends.

Some challenges were sillier than others: I hiked the Grouse Grind wearing a Minnie Mouse outfit, although not in the high heels original proposed (those were for the photos at the top).

Other times it has been signing up for a marathon because friends were joking around:



But for the most part I seek out challenges because I like to test myself and the feeling of achieving goals or breaking personal records is awesome:

"Meanwhile, in the Sport Athena category, Vancouver’s Kirsten (50:55) was over three minutes clear in claiming victory [at Buntzen Lake], and completed a clean sweep (of four wins in 2010) to earn overall series glory, ahead of Shayla Richards (Maple Ridge), who was third at Buntzen (58:57)." Source

I have always felt mixed emotions about bootcamps because while I think they can be a useful tool to jumpstart a stalled fitness regime, they are also far too heavily marketed towards people whose base fitness levels are not sufficient to prevent injuries. I'm sure that many, hopefully most, instructors will offer modified positions for all exercises but I've found that someone has to ask first. For those new to bootcamps, perhaps intimidated not only by the workout but also by appearing "too weak", they might not think to ask for modifications or be too embarrassed. Down that road lies many an injury that can stall or halt an individual's journey.

I have attended two bootcamps run by different organizations. The first I attended was Booty Camp Fitness, a women's only bootcamp. Coworker!A, her sister-in-law and I all joined up for one of the soggiest spring outdoor sessions. I went into it knowing that there would be exercises that I would find challenging and so had no problem being the one to raise my hand and ask for the modified version. Quality over quantity -- that was the general idea anyway. Still, I pushed myself hard and didn't always have the best form. I remember one rainy day doing a set of pushups and watching the river of rain water crest over my yoga mat to run under my nose and between my legs. My arms were shaking, safe to say that muscle fatigue had set in!, and all I could think was that if I didn't finish pushing I'd wind up swimming! The following day I went to work as usual thinking I'd come through pretty well as my 20 minute walk from apartment to office didn't take me any longer than usual. That illusion disappeared the first time I had to use the stapler -- my arms were so sore that I could not clench my hand hard enough around the stapler and paper to make it function. I had to stand up and push down from my shoulder to get it done! (After doing that a few times, I just took my papers to coworker!A's automatic stapler.) Did I see drastic results from my attendance to that bootcamp? Not particularly. But it was a nice change from my existing fitness routine and it kept me doing something.

The second bootcamp I didn't wind up finishing. I purchased a Groupon for the bootcamp held by West Coast Fitness because even though it was held at o'dark thirty (aka 6am), it was also only 3 blocks from my apartment. Doable. I really liked the instructor and I found the exercises reasonable challenging with enough modifications. The only downside was that it was held in a squash court so the size was restrictive. The class was a choose-you-own-adventure setting with regards to hand weights. Although I have purchased various stretching aids over the years, which I'm sure the dust bunnies appreciate, I did not have any free weights. So prior to the first class, I went to the Canadian Tire by transit and picked up two 5lb hand weights. I know, I'm an animal. En route home, I called Amazing!L to complain about how I thought my shoulder was going to fall off from carrying 10lbs in my bag. Yes, there was definitely whining to which she, appropriately, wondered how I'd get through the class with these oh so heavy weights?? The answer to that of course, was that I didn't. Yep, I got those weights home, I brought them to the first class and then left them in a corner until Amazing!L got home that summer. I didn't finish the bootcamp because mid-month I moved to a friend's house to catsit and it was just too damn early and too damn far (i.e. ten more blocks away). Look, I'm not a morning person alright?!

Of course, I always hear about what a good idea it is to workout first thing in morning: it gives you lots of energy for your day, you get it done and don't have to worry about it later, it doesn't interfere with your social life...blah blah blah.... I cannot drag my ass out of bed. That does not stop me from buying fitness dvd's with the grand plans of how I will reform my behaviours -- and I'll start using those stretching props too! I've worked with personal trainers before and I know that I respond best to the ones that push me to try harder, try the higher weight and the extra set. That's why I figured that $5 for Jillian Michael's 30 Day Shred was worth a shot. The ethics of "The Biggest Loser" aside, Jillian's coaching style is right up my alley. I purchased that dvd last year and to date I have done the workout twice -- and one of those times was this week when my soccer practice was cancelled.

First impressions? Well, two days later -- ouch. Yesterday my quads were a bit sore but today is the cornucopia of muscle groaning. Walking I can feel the shortness of my muscles as they remain gathered in tight little knots. Sitting down in my office chair or the washroom reminds me of the squats that seemed so easy 2 days ago. So to sum up -- ouch. However, as I spent most of 2012 recovering from a prolonged foot injury I am interested in regaining some of that lost fitness. I've set some goals for myself: run 15km/week and create soccer drill time if my practices fall through. In March, I'll be adding the 30 Day Shred dvd to that regime. I'll post here my thoughts and experiences during the month. I shall endeavour to be entertaining. Tomorrow I'll post my initial thoughts about the program, the assets and drawbacks as well as if I can go to the washroom without resorting to using the handicap stall with that handy railing. (You're welcome for the parting image.)

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Friendly Technology

I originally began this post on September 13th. Like many of my ideas, I got sidetracked along the way. So please take this as a window into the past before we get to the present.

Yesterday I went for my first run since mid-June. Let me tell you, it was not a thing of beauty. No, this was running circa 2006 when I first decided that maybe spending all my time reading fanfic and watching CSI and BSG was maaaaybe not the best idea. Between work and reading fanfic, I actually had to get a stronger prescription because my eyes were so tired from staring at a computer screen for so many hours a day. True story.

So anyway, yesterday I was running one minute intervals with my fancy new Nike+ watch that I got right before I was told to not run/play soccer for the summer. BAM! Fall is here! And I can start to build up my cardio and any sort of habitual running again because last week as I ran for the bus to go to my massage therapy appointment, I almost died. (I'm fairly certain that the folks sitting next me on the bus were thinking, oh shit, if she has some kind fit then I'm going to be late because they'll have to call an ambulance.... I mean, if those people were anything like me when I lived with an old woman with a bad ticker, type I diabetes and a house with a basement -- I was routinely afraid something like that would happen. So, you know, reversal of expectations?) Also I went to my soccer practice three days ago and my teammate said, hey, your lips are purple.... With the tone of voice that indicates that perhaps, just maybe, they shouldn't really be that colour. I mean, I am pale but I guess it's hard to call purple lips just a by-product of a healthy pallor.

My point about going for a run with the fancypants watch was that it is like having a digital cheerleader. It has messages for running your fastest mile/kilometer, your longest distance, or for just getting out and running at all. It also has little reminders and asks when you're going to run next. I love it. Aside from the pace and distance and heart rate functions, it's just a fun little watch that wants to go running with you.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Friday, April 16, 2010

Things I've learned...

There are some stories that just live on and for as long as I’m in the running community, I know this is one that will stick with me. I was very late arriving to my second half marathon, alarms were set to the afternoon instead of morning, and though the saga of arriving to the start is a story in its own right it is the bathroom visit that has its own notoriety. Along the route were port-o-potties but they all had lineups so I made the decision, based off of other’s experience!, to dash into the Waterfront Renaissance Hotel to use their facilities. This detour lost me time that would have seen me finish the half in 2:15 – my goal time. I wrapped up my point succinctly for the clinic last night:

If you set your alarms for the PM instead of the AM and have no time for your morning BM…you will feel shame when you have to stop for a bathroom break. And for everyone’s reference – the bathrooms in the Waterfront Renaissance are to the back, on the right and no, there is no concierge!

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Booty Camp

Last summer I saw some bright pink broadsheets announcing the latest company joining the ranks of Vancouver’s boot camps: Booty Camp. A boot camp run by women for women. This Spring, some teammates and I decided to try it out. Our first session was a humbling one for me. Running and soccer may keep my legs relatively fit but my arms are not in the equation.

As we reached the halfway mark, my arms started to give out. It was piss pouring rain and the wind was blowing it into my face as I attempted set of twenty pushups. I got to three. Arms trembling, I started my fourth and my arms folded under me and my face kissed the mat. Levering myself up, I called that twenty and started my lunge jumps. Once finished, I was back for set two of twenty pushups.

I knelt on my mat, wiped my face and thought maybe this time I could do five. Five is derivative of twenty, I figured that would be close enough. I got to two and kissed the mat again. Let me note that I wasn’t even trying for the pushups balanced on my toes – I started and ended with the pushups balanced on my knees. Actually, I ended on my face.

What followed was the core workout and stretching. I wish I could say the stretching helped…but the four subsequent days of different muscle groups in my arms beg to differ. That night when I got home, it was with shaking arms that I lifted the 2L orange juice container to my lips. I spent the next four days using my stapler with two hands, my stamps with two hands and swearing every time I lifted my arms.

And then it was Monday, and time to start over.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

short attention span...what?

When you’re strange no one remembers your name….

…but they do tend to remember the outfits. I wore lots of green today and yesterday, my shamrock headband and some green face paint. I really do enjoy the face painting part of the outfit – I really ought to get some brushes and better paints.

I’ve been making cupcakes for the soccer girls for the last three weeks which has left the running peeps feeling a bit neglected. On the other hand, it’s not as though I can dress up for soccer. What with the uniform rule and all.

I am 5.

Monday, September 28, 2009

by the chimes

When I began running three-odd years ago, I started with the Learn to Run clinic. We ran one minute and walked for two. Over the course of ten weeks, we worked our way up to running ten minutes and walking one minute; each interval marked by the beeping of a watch. I have continued with the ten and one’s ever since and I now find myself utterly trained to the sound of the beeps. I can be mid-sentence in a conversation, the beep sounds, and I’m off running. I have to laugh – and apologize for interrupted conversations. Sit, heel, stay.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Running Report

I had intended to be running at 7:30am on Sunday morning to compensate for the heat and the tight timing later that day. Mornings being what they are, I wasn’t actually running until 8:00am without sunglasses or body glide. I was frustrated but I had printed out the route earlier and I had spent time visualizing what I was going to do and how I would be feeling at the different mileage points. So I shoved aside my tense energy and focused instead on trying to find my rhythm and pace.

Amazing!S and I had talked about the run and figured on a 6min/km pace for the first half of the distance and picking up into the second half, if I could. I ran two legs of a relay, 17km, for close to 5:45min/km so I thought that I might be able to pull that out again. I didn’t have a sports watch so with my stopwatch function on my cell I did some math to check my pacing between markers on the seawall. No watch also meant no 10-1 intervals so I ran straight through until my planned gel breaks and walked then. (This is the first time I've ever run a distance longer than 10km straight through.) I was at the 8km marker just under where I should be for a 6 minute pace which was promising.

I finished my first 10km loop at 58:58 so I was maintaining just under a 6 minute pace. As I started my second loop I figured that now was when I should test out my legs. I was feeling pretty good, legs were decent and the heat wasn’t overbearing. Unfortunately I just couldn't maintain something faster consistently – I would hold it for 500 meters and then drop back to the original pace. Halfway through the second loop I ran past the half marathon 1:45 pace group; as they cruised past me, I remembered the 10km I had run with them in my last clinic. Man, did my body not like me that Sunday!


My legs were starting to feel heavy with 6km left to go and I realized I needed to take more electrolytes. I also felt like I wasn’t going to die so I wondered if I should be pushing harder but when I tried my body didn’t pay attention to the brain waves. After the 16km marker I started counting down the distance left because the seawall is damned boring and I was getting tired. For a mercy, my legs found the rhythm to finish the second 10km loop at 57:05. Left with the final kilometer to go, I split the stopwatch again and hustled over the bridge for my half loop around the lagoon.

Finishing around the lagoon was a mixed blessing because I know exactly how long it is and how far I have to go between breaks. I reminded myself that racing isn’t easy and if it was then everyone would do it. My legs weren’t having any of it so I started up with my “strong mind, strong body, strong heart” chant to keep up the pace. Senor S passed me on his add-on to the half marathon distance and I just gave a salute and kept on truckin’. I came up to the approach to Alberni and I realized that of course I had planned a finish that is slightly uphill – go figure. I pushed past the tourists and came to a gasping end at 2:02. My first thought was, hot shit! 2:02! My next thought was, shit, 2:02?! I should’ve run two minutes faster!!

Amazing!C was just finishing her run with the halfers so I walked it in with them and poured some water over my head. I was pretty well drenched with sweat but the water felt damned good. So did finishing the half under 2:10.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

timing

10km: 58:58
20km: 57:05
1.1km: 6:21

21.1km finish time: 2:02

FUCK. YAH.

more to follow

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Bar raised to the clouds

The problem with putting thoughts into words is that then I feel the urge to follow up on them. I’ve been wanting to run a half marathon to put fact to the feeling that I could run a 2:15 pace. I have to run a little more than that this weekend for training, so I’ve decided to make this Sunday my own personal best run. Speaking with amazing!S always makes me feel a little less insane. Especially when she says the words, sub 2:10 – which have been lurking in my mind anyway. Sneaky little whispers, I wanna hear you shout!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Progress Chart



In order to run a two hour half marathon, I would have to shave another twenty seconds off of my fastest recorded pace and maintain it for 21.1 kilometers. Please note that although I have yet to break under a 2:20 half marathon I have decided to by-pass the 2:15 pace and shoot for the moon. The fact is that I am fairly confident that if I keep with the full marathon training, then I could run a 2:15 half marathon now. I made the above table to remind myself that I am getting faster. That I can be fast.