Bathroom Reader

I’m going to take a moment to talk about the bathroom. Yah, it’s a place where we do business that isn’t the stuff of polite conversation. (Unless you’re a runner, in which case then guaranteed the moment you run the half marathon distance you’re gonna talk poo.) The communal bathroom of my building suffers from people who cannot flush the toilet, aim while hovering over the toilet and the subsequent offence of not cleaning up after failing in their aim. If you can’t hover and aim, then you are a part of the problem you wish to avoid! It’s elementary.