Not to split hairs...

I’ve reached the stage in growing out my hair where I just want to chop it all off. It has been over four months since my last haircut and once again I am at the unmanageable stage during the heat of summer. I always forget to grow my hair in winter and cut it in summer; you know, in a sensible relation to the weather. At this point, I think that I should enter as a Xena lookalike rather than Gabrielle and that would necessitate a wig in any event. All well and good, but what about a new hairstyle?